See, this is why the Dutch have the stellar reputation that they do. Where else in the world can you go lingerie shopping and find an entire store-full of men feeling up a wall full of fake bosoms? I've certainly never seen it, and I've shopped on Canal Street in New York City.
According to Ananova, the fake breast wall is designed to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends. "By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size," it reports. Just like in real life.
The question remains, however: Is the wall of fake breasts more or less revolutionary than the Dutch library that lends out gay people, gypsies and muslims? And also, whatever happened to the days when Holland was known pretty much exlusively for its windmills? I vote we go back to that.
This just in..
"The Wall o' Boobage" as it is called in the local Hollandaise vernacular, has just had it's first rash of tragedy. Apparently, there are at least 22 babies that can't seem to stop suckling on the wall. One baby was overheard saying "Waaah" More on this story as I make it up in my head.
Undr(News anchor and Boob Wall ogler)
PS in america we also have our own wall o' boobage. It's called Pamela Anderson. thank you. now back to our Judge Alito Jokes.
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