Top 5 things I hope to see on our family vacation to Washington DC this week:
- Michelle Obama's arms.
- Fonzie's jacket, so my kids can say, "Who's Fonzie?" and I can launch into a 45-minute dissertation on "Happy Days" and its various spin-offs.
- The Washington Nationals literally implode, so that they're just nine little piles of dust scattered around the diamond.
- Nancy Pelosi freeze John Boehner into a solid mass of ice with her frosty glare, like Arnold Schwarzenegger did to to the T-1000 in "Terminator 2."
- That Wonkette lady. I know she's there somewhere.