This just in: According to Science magazine, new research shows carbon dioxide levels are now higher than at any point in the last 650,000 years.
Woo-hoo! Yes! I knew we could do it! We are the CO2 masters! Carbon dioxide rocks, baby!
Oh, wait -- that's actually really bad. Never mind.
I was gonna comment on the socio-economical and physiological impact that the increasing CO2 levels have on our lives, but I am a little sleepy.
We're doomed!! (The Book)
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