Friday, November 25, 2005

And this bloated post-Thanksgiving
feeling probably isn't helping any

This just in: According to Science magazine, new research shows carbon dioxide levels are now higher than at any point in the last 650,000 years.

Woo-hoo! Yes! I knew we could do it! We are the CO2 masters! Carbon dioxide rocks, baby!

Oh, wait -- that's actually really bad. Never mind.


Underachiever said...

I was gonna comment on the socio-economical and physiological impact that the increasing CO2 levels have on our lives, but I am a little sleepy.


MuppetLord said...

We're doomed!! (The Book)