If you know anything about college, you know that many of the courses involve subjects you'll never actually use in real life. Philosophy. Ancient history. Electrical engineering. You get my drift.
That's why it's reassuring to hear that the Polytechnic University in Hong Kong has finally added something practical to its curriculum: a degree in bra studies. Yes, it's hard to believe that up until now most bras have been designed by people with no formal university training in that area. No wonder women are so cranky.
And the program's graduates will probably be pretty much guaranteed jobs, given that China's biggest lingerie manufacturer, Top Form, has a bra lab right in its factory. If there are rats involved, I don't want to know.
Meanwhile, to whomever designed the front hook bra -- we smell Nobel Prize!
Finally, some hope for all of those young college men out there who have been studying bras their entire post-pubescent lives but, up until recently, have have no future in the market.
Some of the Courses offeres in Bra-vard. (the Ivy league Bra College)
Bra Safety 101: "Snapping bra-straps the untold story"
Also: "Purple Nurple,an epidemic."
Bra Politics 101: "WonderBra, and other known fallacies.."
Other bra uses 121: Punch Ladle, Funny Hat and Funny eyeware.
Undr(Double-D-ean of Admissions)
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