Yes, you heard correctly. Tom Cruise has gone out and bought a sonogram machine, presumably so he can make sure the fetus isn't doing any psychotropic drugs while he isn't looking.
Now, I suppose if you're that rich you can buy anything you want -- sonogram machine, trip into outer space, elephant man's bones, whatever -- but is anyone else as creeped out as I am at the image of Tom slathering up Katie's pregnant belly with goo and rubbing the little sonogram device all over it? Uuuuuuuuuugh.
I've got to go shower.
Dear God, he's taking all this wayyy too far!
Actually, Mr Petey, Tom bought the machine because he can't believe he got her pregnant either. you know because he's gay.
Undr(tabloid reporter and downright makestufferupper)
Tom is a control freak and needs to be in control of everything, including Katie's pregnancy. When it come time to deliver the baby, I bet he'll be down there with a catcher's mitt.
But wait. Tom Cruise knows all, remember, even more than doctors do. Ok, bad sarcasm, but the man has gone around the bend. There is something that's come loose in his wiring, and I wouldn't let him near me with anything electronic, no way, no how!
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