Monday, November 21, 2005

Being mayor rocks!

This blog has just acquired the list of first-term goals for Michael Sessions, the 18-year-old recently elected mayor of Hillsdale, Mich:
  • Get city councilors to start referring to each other as “dawg.”
  • Pizza at all union negotiation meetings (stuffed crust -- sweet!).
  • “State of the City” address to be delivered via text messaging (“BTSOOM. L8R!”)
  • See how fast that city-issued Lincoln Town Car can go on a straightaway.
  • At least once a week, guys in assessors department to be given wedgies.
  • Lay off fleet of snowplow drivers; issue all residents snowboards.
  • Lower drinking age to 18 16.
  • Replace city department heads with buds from school; Murph gets to run DPW. (Free rides on the front-end loader -- sweet!)
  • Bring in sophomore cheerleaders as “interns.”
  • Change city motto to “Fo Shizzle.”


michelle said...

I live about 40 minutes from Hillsdale and this is a small farming community. This high school mayor is all the buzz that is for sure. I think the publicity is great though. I wonder how much will change though?

Pipi Longstockings said...

LOL! & another LOL for underachiever!