You may have heard about how Tyra Banks donned a fat suit to find out what it feels like not to be a gorgeous supermodel and talk show host. What did she find out? That it doesn't feel nearly as good as being a gorgeous supermodel and talk show host. Duh.But it's interesting that Tyra would take that route, because as it turns out -- I, too, have been wearing a fat suit! I'm really 150 pounds rather than 195. I'm also actually 6-foot-3, and only appear 5-10 1/2 as a result of my fat suit's accompanying short suit. So all of you who've been calling me the Pillsbury Dough Boy behind my back can just stop it.
As for Tyra, apparently she's now planning a Nov. 18 segment on pursuing "a beautiful booty" on which she will reveal her own "dimpled butt" and receive an on-set endermologie treatment, which is definied in the American Journal of Medicine as an advanced scientific procedure involving Tyra Banks' butt.
Proving once and for all that Tyra has stopped asking herself, What Would Oprah Do?
2 comments:
Although, the butt test results are not available, sources say that at least 39 scientist agree with this statement:
"Tyra, I like that waggin' that you draggin'."
and 1 scientist has posed an interesting question:
"Yo Tyra, you got some fries with that shake?"
and one Janitor at the Butt Testing Institute of America was overheard saying "Tyra got back"
Thank you,
Undr (PHD in Bootay.)
PS Fat Tyra vs Skinny Tyra? You decide.
Well, when Jennifer Lopez can explain how she got her big butt, then we'll have an interesting talk show.
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