When will people come to their senses and realize that George Lucas is the devil? Barely a year after releasing the original (updated) Star Wars trilogy on DVD, he's releasing it again, for the same price, with less special features, with different packaging. Yes, he wants to see if he can get us to pay $49.95 for a cardboard box. It's this type of twisted scheme that makes Darth Sidious look like Mary-Kate Olsen. Or Ashley Olsen. Whichever one is less evil.
Personally, I think it should be against the law to take such blatant advantage of unsuspecting, impressionable Star Wars geeks. They're so helpless with their little plastic lightsabers and brown hooded bathrobes, or whatever they are. Somebody has got to stand up for these people.
So George, wherever you are, we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore! Unless you decide to make Episodes VII-IX, in which case we'll wait on line for days to watch them suck.
UPDATE: On the other hand, if the end product of George Lucas' life work turns out to be simply this, it will have all been worthwhile.
Chewie always struck me as more of a closer.
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