A good winner, but what about these popular favorites?
- Stapler: "Not to be used to hold down cowlicks."
- Car: "Do not drive while blindfolded or unconscious."
- Mr. Potato Head: "Not for consumption; will melt if baked, fried or julliened."
- Nuclear waste: "Consumption by spiders, ants and/or alligators may lead to grotesque, monstrous mutations."
- Lion: "Teeth are sharp; do not stick your head in mouth."
- .50-caliber assault rifle: "Warning: May vaporize deer and/or hunting companions."
- Presidential candidate: "May raise taxes; elect at your own risk."
- "The View": "May cause extreme nausea."
- Vending machine: "Do not pull over on top of yourself, you &%$#! idiot."
Republican: may try to bribe you.
Iraq: may give you a slight blown-up feeling.
North Pole: may melt if provoked, keep out of reach of Santa Claus.
The worrying thing is that someone actually tried that......
Star Jones: May be the spawn of Satan himself.
King Kong: May have turds the size of a Volkswagen.
undr(may cause itching in nether regions)
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