Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Somewhere, Michigan
J. Frog is drunk and surly

Suggested slogans for the CW, the network that will take the place of UPN and the WB:
  • "Don't worry, the layoffs will include the people who came up with The Mullets!"
  • "Enough with the letters, we're still not bringing back Star Trek: Enterprise!"
  • "Where WWF Smackdown meets the Gilmore Girls ... And we don't mean figuratively!"
  • "Watch on Day 1 when we burn all the 'Britney & Kevin: Chaotic' tapes!"
  • "Now with twice as many people not watching!"


JM said...

Great stuff, we can only hope they actually use one of these!

Kris said...

Great list, I like the last one the best!