Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Unfortunately, the Holmes-Cruise
baby will have been whisked away to
the top of Scientology Mountain by then

A hearty congratulations to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who confirmed today that they're expecting a creepy, duplicitious, giant-lipped baby. If they hurry they can still reserve a spot in toddler therapy with the Spears-Federbaby and Kal-El Cage.

1 comment:

Riss said...

I'm not a fan of the way celebrities seem to fill a void in their lives by having kids. That void being people who will love them regardless of their fame.