Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Unfortunately, the Holmes-Cruise
baby will have been whisked away to
the top of Scientology Mountain by then

A hearty congratulations to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who confirmed today that they're expecting a creepy, duplicitious, giant-lipped baby. If they hurry they can still reserve a spot in toddler therapy with the Spears-Federbaby and Kal-El Cage.


Underachiever said...

My sources say that the baby's name is going to be Harry Arm Pitt. If it's a girl, of course.

If it's a boy it will be Blood Vial Pitt-Jolie-Aniston-Thorton.


PS On a disturbing note, just yesterday Angelina was overheard referring to her adopted children as "The Help". That's just wrong!

Riss said...

I'm not a fan of the way celebrities seem to fill a void in their lives by having kids. That void being people who will love them regardless of their fame.

smudge said...

If Tommy is using that ultra-sound as often as I think he is then that baby is gonna look remarkably similar to those critters from his last movie. yikes.

As for Brad & Angelina - any star that doesn't suspend their children over the edge of balconies gets a gold star in my book. Plus even if the kids growup all screwed up from bad parenting they'll be rich enough to be called "eccentric" not crazy! That's always a plus.