Friday, August 19, 2005

In a related story, Michael Jackson
has admitted to being a little weird

I'm so sorry to be the one to have to tell you this ... I hope you're sitting down. It seems that, well ... Courtney Love has admitted to using drugs.

I know, it's disillusioning. Sigh ... This is just how I felt when I found out Liberace was gay.

11 comments:

Sarcastic Ornery Barista said...

Liberace's gay? Was it hearsay or did you find out the um, difficult, way?

Suzie said...

SUCH INSANITY!!!!!!
All this information in one post!!!! I can't handle it.

mrs. awesome said...

i have sit down...the shock has made my knees go weak. here's another shocking prediction--frances bean has not a chance of being normal.

MuppetLord said...

oh, the horror!!

Willie T. said...

Next she'll admit to being a whore...and destroying Nirvana...that'll be the day.

Kerstin said...

I am shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

Bekkah said...

SHUT-UP!?!? I just don't believe any of it {insert shaking of head in disbelief}

percys world said...

liberacewas gay!!!!!!DAM:LOL
PERCY

Marti said...

{{Slumps into chair, hand on heart........}}

Tomas said...

omg....... Liberace was gay?

you mean he was happy all the time, right?

Unknown said...

Oh man...next thing you'll tell me is that Elvis really IS dead...