Monday, August 01, 2005

No matter what, she was a huge
improvement over Buddy Hackett

Put it back on, Lindsay! Put it back on!

Took the kids to see "Herbie: Fully Loaded" today, and I can't help but wonder: Why did that nice little redheaded Lindsay Lohan get all skinny and blonde on us after this movie came out? She was cute as a button riding around in that funny little car, with her freckles and actual human eyebrows. (I'm also wondering ... Nobody could ask Dean Jones to be in this thing? It's an insult.)

Anyway, I realize she was already on the road to Britneydom when she took her clothes off for the cover of Entertainment Weekly last year, but maybe there's still time ... Lindsay, if you're out there, go back to the red hair and the normal-girl proportions. We'll still love you! (And whatever you do, stop going to Tommy Mottola for image advice -- he's a dirty old man anyway.)


Dirk the Feeble said...

You lost me at "took her clothes off."

Unknown said...

It's the media ... and it's what's wrong with a good majority of the young women out there. They're lucky if they can see past what the media says works and go with what works for them. So another one lost to the media and the money. Oh well.

atoep said...

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Lohan isn't worthy enough to carry Buddy's ball with a silver spoon. She's nice to look at, but Jesus!

Petunia! said...

It is troubling growing up as a teen girl and seeing the stars you have grown up with turn . I'd wish they would just be themselves for once. Like, Linsey should have kept with her natural gorgwous hair instead of following the blonde crowd.