Monday, August 01, 2005
No matter what, she was a huge
improvement over Buddy Hackett
Put it back on, Lindsay! Put it back on!
Took the kids to see "Herbie: Fully Loaded" today, and I can't help but wonder: Why did that nice little redheaded Lindsay Lohan get all skinny and blonde on us after this movie came out? She was cute as a button riding around in that funny little car, with her freckles and actual human eyebrows. (I'm also wondering ... Nobody could ask Dean Jones to be in this thing? It's an insult.)
Anyway, I realize she was already on the road to Britneydom when she took her clothes off for the cover of Entertainment Weekly last year, but maybe there's still time ... Lindsay, if you're out there, go back to the red hair and the normal-girl proportions. We'll still love you! (And whatever you do, stop going to Tommy Mottola for image advice -- he's a dirty old man anyway.)