Sunday, February 12, 2006

Next week, Alberto Gonzales
will be in front of the Senate to
explain why it was perfectly legal

So Vice President Dick Cheney has shot somebody. Franky, I'm shocked. That it took this long, I mean.


Roger Owen Green said...

I'm glad you clarified. I heard he was shooting Quayle, but now I know it was a typoe, er, typo.

Anonymous said...

His wife's been saying he needs new glasses for ages.

And since the government is doing some serious deficit spending, he tries to cut costs by eliminating 'the middle man'. So he has to do the dirty work himself instead of using a hired goon/gun.

Kevin said...

Yahoo! reported, yesterday or today, that Cheney didn't have a hunting license, so was hunting illegally.