Well, four of them, anyway. But give her time: As Britney herself said, "Rome wasn't spilt in a day!" OK, I'm just assuming she'd say that.
Anyway, here's a quick rundown of what she bought for the flood victims:
- Gum, which she helpfully pre-chewed so they could sell it on eBay.
- Copies of "Oops, I Did it Again" (only $4.99 in the bargain bin at Target).
- Their own personal Kevin Federlines.
- Baby safety seats for everybody!
- Matching outfits.
Unfortunately, controversy ensued due to her decision of driving with 3 of the 4 Katrina Victims on her lap. The fourth one, she ate.
Britney said in a statement, "Where's my Barbeque sauce, Kevin?"
Undr(Assistant Reporter to the stars)
Do not distract me with pictures of Britney Spears when she was still in great shape. Okay... I don't mind.
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