Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Luckily their TVs were washed away,
so she couldn't make them watch tapes
of 'Britney & Kevin: Chaotic'

OK, so the bad news is that many victims of Hurricane Katrina still have no homes, their area remains devastated and their aid is running out. But the good news is -- Britney Spears has taken them shopping!

Well, four of them, anyway. But give her time: As Britney herself said, "Rome wasn't spilt in a day!" OK, I'm just assuming she'd say that.

Anyway, here's a quick rundown of what she bought for the flood victims:

  • Gum, which she helpfully pre-chewed so they could sell it on eBay.
  • Copies of "Oops, I Did it Again" (only $4.99 in the bargain bin at Target).
  • Their own personal Kevin Federlines.
  • Baby safety seats for everybody!
  • Matching outfits.

1 comment:

Jorge said...

Do not distract me with pictures of Britney Spears when she was still in great shape. Okay... I don't mind.