The kicker is that the iPod manual does in fact warn customers about the potential for permanent hearing loss if the player’s earphones are used a high volume -- but the complaint alleges that Apple "did not specify what constituted a high volume." Thus future versions of the manual will include the phrase, "loud enough to keep you from hearing the crickets chirping in your empty head, you &%$#! moron."
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Friday, February 03, 2006
Also, Steve Jobs will come to your
house and turn it down himself, just
before he smacks you with an iBook
The kicker is that the iPod manual does in fact warn customers about the potential for permanent hearing loss if the player’s earphones are used a high volume -- but the complaint alleges that Apple "did not specify what constituted a high volume." Thus future versions of the manual will include the phrase, "loud enough to keep you from hearing the crickets chirping in your empty head, you &%$#! moron."
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Hold on, I gotta go chop off my legs with a saw. Know any good lawyers?
My thinking is this...If I, sitting in my car at a traffic light, can hear your music coming from headphones from an ipod or anything else.....IT'S TOO LOUD! What are they thinking? This is why lawsuits keep getting out of ihand!
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