This just in: A criminal in Germany has been turned in by his own dog. Most likely a criminal who made his dog wear sweaters and a little helmet. I'm just guessing.
Meanwhile, in other crime news, a man in Italy has chosen jail over putting up with his wife's nagging. Now, what man in his right mind would do that? I'm married so I'm not allowed to say.
But most likely she made him wear sweaters and a little helmet.