Wednesday, October 19, 2005

And if they could make 'Family
Guy' dirtier, we're sure they would

When I heard that the Parents Television Council had slammed six Fox shows on its annual list of the least family-friendly programs, I couldn't help but think: Only six? Fox must be losing its touch. I remember the day when it could fill all 10 slots just with "Married With Children."

Anyway, I'm sure it will do better when it launches this year's mid-season replacements, including:
  • Shasta McSex
  • That Sex Show
  • Who Wants to &%$#! a &%$#! &%$#!
  • The O-Sex
  • Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
  • When Animals Devour Small Children


Marti said...

Can we have When Pets Attack The Simple Life?

Or Futurama Bigger, Longer and Uncut: Bender Gone Wild(er)?

(Condolences to smudge re:Firefly)

Jamie said...

What amuses me is that on one hand, Fox is the mouthpiece of the radical right with Fox News Channel, which all the religious nutbars revere as "their news channel;" and on the other hand you have the Fox Network, which the religious nutbars are tearing apart as not appropriate for the family (whatever that means).

Anyone getting the impression that Fox is a lot smarter than we think they are? They're catching two audiences at once, setting them against each other with their content, and laughing all the way to the bank.

MuppetLord said...

Ih? What's wrong with CSI?