Friday, October 14, 2005

Although since I'm a guy,
I'm thinking the buttocks
might make more sense

OK, I've given this a lot of thought, and here's what I've decided:

Breasts -- good.

Breast implants -- bad.

Breast implants that store and play a person's entire music collection -- good.

OK, I'm glad I got that off my, well, you know.


MuppetLord said...

Hmm....not a bad idea actually. What about upgrading memory though?

Anonymous said...

How would you sync your music? That could get sexual...

Anonymous said...

well you get those extras as free ad-ins with your iBoob. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm really REALLY looking forward to the first time a woman gets her iBoob's hacked. (sorry that sounds like a slasher film but I think you know what I meant)
and someone swaps all her music for ... anything, 1000 copies of the llama song? Gosh you could be carrying a bootable OS on your chest. Or even a couple servers. Brings new meaning to "Nice Rack".

On the otherhand once the iBoob was out they would undoubtedly start selling some amazing cases (cradles) for it and women would be sure to be displaying them as part of the whole "i" deal is the bling factor.

OH which makes sense because you'll be able to recharge your iBoob in the cradle.

And now I've thought waaay to much about this.

Jamie said...

I'm just wondering what they'll use for the headphone jack if people don't want wireless headphones.

malachi trizec said...

has anyone noticed the typos in the article? that makes the whole concept kind of suspect, really. i mean, if you can develop iBoobs, you ought to be able to spell correctly at least...