- "The time I let him ride the giant boa constrictor I wore at the VMAs."
- "The whole skydiving incident."
- "The time I dangled himout the balcony window. Wait ... that wasn't me."
- "Allowing him repeated face time with his crazy hillbilly father."
- "The nine months I let him listen to my music while he was in the womb."
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Actually, we're pretty sure
the baby was driving
LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears has released the following things she is sorry for, to go along with her apology for driving with her infant baby on her lap: