Thursday, February 09, 2006

Actually, we're pretty sure
the baby was driving

LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears has released the following things she is sorry for, to go along with her apology for driving with her infant baby on her lap:

  • "The time I let him ride the giant boa constrictor I wore at the VMAs."
  • "The whole skydiving incident."
  • "The time I dangled himout the balcony window. Wait ... that wasn't me."
  • "Allowing him repeated face time with his crazy hillbilly father."
  • "The nine months I let him listen to my music while he was in the womb."

1 comment:

Liz said...

Undr- you neglected to mention one air bag...the one on her shoulders. Sean Preston was probably safer in her lap then tightly strapped into the car seat with all of that hot air around him.