Wednesday, March 08, 2006

We'd like to get one of these
against almost everybody we know

This just in! A court commissioner has signed off on a three-year restraining order that states Paris Hilton must stay at least 100 yards from event planner Brian Quintana unless they are attending the same party, in which case the distance can be decreased to 25 yards.

No word on who gets custody of the bean dip.

1 comment:

Jorge said...

And I thought it was because she's contagious... silly me.