Tuesday, March 28, 2006

If this gets out, you can expect
a lot of men to move to New Delhi

This story is bound to help foster understanding of Islam among the uninformed heathen in America and its environs. Apparently a man in India accidentally divorced his wife by saying the magic words three times in his sleep -- under Islamic law, apparently all a husband needs to do to end his marriage is say "I divorce you" three times. This would explain the serious shortage of divorce attorneys in the Middle East.

It seems religious leaders told the couple that if they want to remarry, they would have to be apart for at least 100 days, and that the wife would also have to spend a night with another man and then be divorced by him. Coincidentally, this is exactly what happened with Britney Spears' first marriage.

1 comment:

Jorge said...

That is so cool. Plus, stonings.