Friday, March 31, 2006

Thankfully, Michael Douglas
hasn't taken his clothes off since
during the Clinton Administration

Sharon Stone
'Basic Instinct 2'
Publicity Tour Itinerary:
  • Sunday, April 2: Cut ribbon at new Safeway in Ocean Bay, Long Island -- naked!
  • Wednesday, April 5: PETA lecture -- naked!
  • Friday, April 7: Address San Francisco Bay Area Lions Clubs -- naked!
  • Week of April 10: Oprah, Ellen, The View -- all naked!
  • Thursday, April 13: Leave impression of private area in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

UPDATE: The grosses are in, and apparently the movie grossed a paltry $3 million at the box office opening weekend. Unfortunately, there's no way for Sharon to get more naked than she already has, so the marketers are stumped.

1 comment:

Jorge said...

A sad, sad thing. The sequel, not the nakedness. I can do without Sharon Stone naked. I'm young.