I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Nicole Kidman on her latest gay husband. I really hope that this fake marriage works out better for her, and that she doesn't wind up repeatedly slapping her forehead over Crown Lagers with Renée Zellweger.
A wedding guest told People, "Nicole cried all the way to the church in the car and then she cried all during the ceremony and had to wipe her eyes under the veil." But I'm sure that's because she was overcome with emotion, not because she was marrying another gay guy.
Meanwhile, her new hubby Keith Urban reportedly signed an extensive prenup, authorizing Nicole to leave him for Harvey Fierstein if she so decides.
St. Jude’s Novena—May the sacred heart of Jesus be adored, glorified, loved and preserved throughout the world now and forever. Sacred heart of Jesus pray for us. St. Jude, worker of miracles, pray for us.Say the prayer above 9 times daily and by the 8th day your prayers will be answered. Say it for 9 days, it has never been known to fail. Publication must be promised. Thank you St. Jude. K.R
Post a Comment