- 10 points to any candidate who's brought us the news of important world events;
- 25 points to any candidate easily identifiable by his first name alone;
- 1,000 points to any candidate who was Captain Freakin' Kirk!
I think that settles this little argument. And to that end, Comedy Central is planning to roast the estimable Mr. Shatner, although hopefully not with radiation like Captain Pike in Star Trek: TOS Episode 16. That was pretty gruesome.