Thursday, May 25, 2006

We know about turning the other
cheek and everything, but come on

Well, this is a relief. Madonna has announced that Jesus wouldn't mind about the part of her concert where she she mounts a 20-foot-high mirrored crucifix. Also, to stave off future controversies, Madonna has released the following list of other things Jesus wouldn't care about:
  • The bullet bra.
  • Dating Warren Beatty.
  • That whole thing with the Evian bottle.
  • Kissing Britney. And Christina. And Sandra Bernhard.
  • That "Sex" book where she poses naked in traffic.
  • Prompting thousands of uncoordinated white people to "Vogue."
  • Her entire freakin' career.


Wally Banners said...

lmao nice one

Anonymous said...

i thought she died from her crucifixion and descended to hell already?