Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Guaranteed to be less
boring than Al Gore's book

Suggested titles for Bill Clinton's new book:

  • "Getting Away with Murder: Even I Don't Know How I Do It."
  • "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman, and Other Fables."
  • "Impeachy Keen: How Being Impeached Can Help You Pick Up Chicks."
  • "Race With The Devil: My Life With Hilary."
  • "Let's Face It, You Miss Me: 101 Reasons You'd Still Prefer Me To The Guy You've Got Now."

UPDATE: My friends at offer their own take on Bill.

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