Guaranteed to be less boring than Al Gore's book

Suggested titles for Bill Clinton's new book:

• "Getting Away with Murder: Even I Don't Know How I Do It."
• "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman, and Other Fables."
• "Impeachy Keen: How Being Impeached Can Help You Pick Up Chicks."
• "Race With The Devil: My Life With Hilary."
• "Let's Face It, You Miss Me: 101 Reasons You'd Still Prefer Me To The Guy You've Got Now."

UPDATE: My friends at igotnewsforyou.com offer their own take on Bill.