Monday, July 25, 2005

Even though it's in Utah, he says
he'll stop at three wives, tops

Oh sure, back when I was single all my friends said they'd help me meet somebody. "I'll set you up with my cousin, who has almost all her original teeth," they'd say. Or, "Would you like to go out with my wife's friend Marnisha -- she has two more weeks before she has to get back to the Israeli Army." Or, "I know a girl who's perfect for you; she's really, really desperate."

But for whatever reason, none of them erected a billboard in my hometown soliciting women to date me. And they called themselves my friends. Bastards.

Fortunately for Lance Archibald of Linden, Utah, his friends apparently care more for him than mine did for me. They have not only set up such a billboard, but also a Web site -- -- to attract women for their 31-year-old and yet somehow unmarried buddy. Now, that's what I call friendship. No, I'm not crying ... There's just something in my eye.

Anyway, I hope Lance finds what he's looking for, namely, the type of woman who'd date a guy she saw on a billboard. Or, barring that, a woman whose friends would set her up with a guy they saw on a billboard. One of those two things.


Amy Lynn said...

Strange coinceidence...I just walked down to my computer shaking my head at this very story that I just watched on the news. I also think its funny you heard about it in Massachusetts before I heard about it here in American Fork, UT...5 minutes from the spot on the highway where the billboard is. Note to self...get out more!

mrs. awesome said...

i'm thinking lance needs a new picture on the billboard 1st. or maybe billboard daters aren't that picky....yeah, not picky. it doesn't necessarily equal slutty or desperate or anything like that.
thanks for bringing this to my attention :)

Anonymous said...

Being from Utah, I would like to offer some defense for this, but I don't seem to be able to come up with anything that won't itself become a blog entry.

And not to nitpick, (OK, yes it is) but it's actually "Lindon" with an "O". Not to be confused with the Linden tree, other than the fact that the town is named after it. Confused? No wonder Lance isn't dating anyone. They can't find his house.

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