Monday, June 13, 2005

If you listen, you can hear the steam
coming out of Nancy Grace's nostrils


You know what this other little finger could use?
A Band-Aid! Jeeves, bring one immediately!


Things we can safely say Michael Jackson is guilty of:
  • Popularizing the red leather jumpsuit.
  • Declaring himself "King of Pop," which, let's face it, was fairly presumptuous.
  • Making J.M. Barrie roll over in his grave.
  • Calling Tommy Mottola "devilish" -- this, about the man who discovered Mariah Carey!
  • Baby dangling.
  • "Captain Eo," which, granted, was not nearly as egregious as "Living with the Land." What a yawner!
  • Holding his own nose hostage for more than 18 years.
  • Prompting millions of unprepared white people to try to moonwalk, leading to advanced ankle strain.
  • Poor, poor Bubbles.
  • "Say, Say, Say." Enough said.

18 comments:

Angel! said...

I bet that the broke "man" Michael Jackson now is will sell dream vacations' packages to his Neverland Ranch to earn a few bucks!

Anonymous said...

Naw, he's got a golf date with OJ and Robert Blake. After that they're gonna go out and look for the real child-molesters.

michelle said...

It should be entertaining to see him try to revive his career now

Muddy said...

I almost spewed tea through my nose reading this post! Hilarious stuff man! Bravo! :))

Jamie said...

Curse you... now that stupid song is stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

-G.D. said...

I feel bad for bubbles...that poor, poor monkey

Shaketownman said...

It was a THRILLER, wasn't it?

Princess Wild Cow said...

Hilarious....Jack-o immediately joins the list of "Who Cares" in the Princess' list.

Myrtle Beach Dude said...

More Dangling Babies!
learn spanish in Costa Rica

fangchu said...

your bloggs wacko mate..

keep clicking..

Yeah.. Michael Jackson.. seems like a rags to riches, n riches to rag story.

Hope he pulls it off..
Waiting for the 'King of POP' to strike back.
Should be a good story !!

http://krazyteens.blogspot.com/

pappy said...

Funny stuff,keep it up

Dee Jour said...

Held his finger hostage lololol....

Imagine if he was in Iraq?

Unknown said...

ROTFLMAO! Holding his nose hostage....? hahahahahahahaha!

Caped Crusader said...

Michael Jackson is just over. The best thing for him now is to move to some remote place in
Europe where he can open Neverland Ranch Jr. and start his wonderful life all over again.

Amy Ruiz Fritz said...

LOL! Loved the Nancy Grace comment.


I actually fell asleep in Captian EO. I saw the first two minutes. The next thing I know my friend is telling me to get up and leave. The show was over.

Honey I Shrunk the Audience is much better.

N/A said...

HAHAHA!

Wilson-Phillips LPI said...

You are so right ...Nancy Grace is worst than O'Rielly Factor

Black Cat said...

mj has turned from a black man to a white woman in my opinion