Thursday, May 19, 2005

Do I hear $8.50 for an ad
on my stomach? I can fit a
lot more than she could.

OK, which is more emblematic of the decline of Western civilization: The college student who auctioned off her body on eBay (as a billboard, natch), or the new delivery service that sends women in snug T-shirts to deliver lunches?

The first one is crass, but clever; methinks Trump would like. But the point of the second one escapes me -- personally, I don't care what they're wearing as long as the food's still hot and they didn't forget the onion rings.

Mmmm .... Onion rings ....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Screw the food... If every guy thought like you, Hooters never would have come into being.