Thursday, July 14, 2005

Yes, yes, I know -- I'm a
muggle. Let's move on.

Beware, Harry! It's a green, glowing ... uh ... thingie!

Book titles that will be a sure sign J.K. Rowling is running out of steam:
  • "Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone"
  • "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Thinly-Veiled Rumors"
  • "Harry Potter and the Layover in Phoenix"
  • "Harry Potter and the Gimlet of Vodka"
  • "Harry Potter and the Family Stone"
  • "Harry Potter and the Janitor of Azkaban"
  • "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Sausage"
  • "Harry Potter and the Sharon Stone"
  • "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce"
  • "Harry Potter and the Burger King Tie-In"


Anonymous said...

The Pope is anti Harry Potter. He has broken the code. He knows that by placing the P in front of Harry, one can phonetically promote the alternative lifestyle of river rodents! And you thought the Davinci Code was good!

Kerstin said...

I just discovered your blog today and can honestly say I've been laughing all day...went to your website and read your columns too. Funny stuff man.

Harry Potter is the anti-Christ you know. But I can't get enough of him...does that make me the anti-Christess? ;)

opiatedsherpa said...

I can't wait for "the scene" in Harry Potter and the Sharon Stone. Who knew a Stone had to uncross & recross it's legs?

Kuroaki said...

Harry Potter is anti-Christ? Why's that?

Mermaid Melanie said...

Talk to people on a forum that had this thread running for pages...

funny stuff.


Hsejjes said...

Came accross your blogg... brilliant stuff...had me laughing all day, even though I am an avid Harry Potter fan.
Here's another title to add to your list: Harry Potter and the Order of the Stuffed Turkies. Will be adding you to my favourites

Kerstin said...

The anti-christ thing was a joke, in reference to the "The Pope is anti Harry Potter."

GSai said...
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GSai said...

Funny! Let me add on. Hope He-Who-Is-Generally-Not-Named doesnt send some evil accomplice to put a Amlaeroblia Geglopopruxus hex on me. (Dont ask what it is; i'm a muggle too. Just got to hear it from a half-blood!)
"Harry Potter and the Parry Hotter"
"Harry Potter meets Rowling's Daughter"
"Harry Potter and the Philantropist's Goblet half-filled with the Blood of the Phoenix of Azkaban"
"Harry Potter and Hairy Potter"
"Harry Potter and, well, Harry Potter" : This is the last part where the till-then-unknown Potter identical twin appears in the scene, fights with Lord and perishes along with him in the final duel. (A flash tatoo on the forehead will make him really identical. And You-Know-Who dies thinking that he has actually killed Harry, the one without the tatoo! Prophesy satisfied.)
Hey, I can suggest this to JKRowling. May be we can co-author...

KLyn said...

Thank you! I needed that!

Kuroaki said...

Oh, okay...I thought you guys were serious about the anti-christ thing. Because I have a friend who's a Christian and she has something against HArry Potter, although I've never really known why. Didn't dare to ask her. Thought it might have been a touchy subject.

Mermaid Melanie said...

Harry Potter & the Globe Trotters...sorry i couldn't resist...

snarf... ;-)

Bstermyster said...

why not just:

Harry Potter is Stoned


Harry Potter and the Rolling Stones