Monday, July 04, 2005

We're 10 hours from the &%#@!
fun park and you want to bail out.
Well I'll tell you something. This is
no longer a vacation. It's a quest.

I'm off with the family to Storyland and Santa's Village in N.H., two of the finest fun parks ever to be made entirely from paper mache during the 1950s. If I survive, I'll post about it at the end of the week. In the meantime, if you're at one of those two parks and see a guy in a yellow plastic rain poncho trying to fish his kids out of the ball pit, it's probably me.

17 comments:

Nicole said...

I just read your post about Tom Cruise. HILARIOUS. Glib, but hilarious.

I'm not as funny as you.

http://railroadties.blogspot.com/2005/06/scientology.html

wasssa said...

Sounds like a blast...bring me back a corn dog!

Underachiever said...

I see you! Help I'm in the ball pit. Is that a dead rat?! AAAHHH!!!

With Elegance:
UNdr Ball pit addict

Doug said...

I'm sure you'll be pissed at me for this, but I'm plugging my blog anywhere I can, so I've decided to hit up the top ten most popular ones. Good thinkin, huh. Anyway, politics is the name of my game and if you or any of your readers want to get involved in some nasty political debates, bring it on. here's the link:
http://politicalman11.blogspot.com/

put it in the address bar and get commenting. I'm bored with listening to my friends. I need the views of others to get debating. So let the arguments begin!

Bekkah said...

A vacation quest, huh!? Well, it sounds like you'll have fun...DAMMIT! Next stop: Wallyworld :)

sugarbug said...

Hello!
Your blog was one on the list to check out, so here I am. I also live in Boston. I started my blog about a week ago because I enjoy writing. I am by no means as great as you are, and am so technically challenged I am suprised I even got it up and running! Hope you can stop by my blog sometimes, maybe we could be friends.
I think Starbuck's is too expensive too and I don't 'speak the language'!
Take care,
Sugarbug

Katy said...

Good luck and may the force be with you.

Tommie Closson said...

Chevy Chase reference. 10 house points for Ravenclaw.

I enjoy your blog and welcome you to check out mine.

Chris Reeves said...

Make sure you steer clear of the rat feces known as funnel cakes. Big fan, haven't been reading long but I like your style. Check out my blog sometime.

http://unfunnybone.blogspot.com

Storm Trooper said...

I have evidence of George W. Bush's involvement in 9/11. Come see.

Infinities Hope said...

My prayers are with you.

Zija said...

Zija = drink life in

Unknown said...

Wow, you're a funny guy! Do you do this as a living?

The Dating Doctor said...

Speaking of the Tom Cruise post, here is a hilarious site.

www.tomcruiseisnuts.com

Anonymous said...

be sure to get one of those coffee mugs with your name on it...or at least a magnet

SeniorGato said...

I know your right... Freaking creapy ass roller coaster rides. I'll never trust those things. I freak out if I even get close to those things.

praynlady said...

I think I can...I think I can... Well maybe.
http://praynladysblessings.blogspot.com