Monday, April 25, 2005

Another deadly pandemic solved

As you know, I've been somewhat concerned about the impending Asian bird flu pandemic that no one seems to care about. Well, now you can count me among the happy-go-lucky, what-me-worry-about-deadly-pandemics crowd. Because I've discovered the Nano Mask, the device that for only $6.99 will protect me from all viral and bacterial contaminants. And it comes in five attractive colors!

Not that the mask doesn't have its drawbacks. For one, if you wear one you run the risk of people thinking you're a lunatic. Also, "Due to health concerns and high demand, there are no returns." That's too bad, because I would think they could get a pretty nice turnaround on some of these babies.

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