Our campaign has decided to launch an essay contest to allow you the opportunity to win two Red Sox tickets to attend a game with me off of the 2010 schedule at Fenway Park, and I'll pick you up in my truck!
He doesn't mention whether it will be a threesome, or whether you're obligated to give him one of the two tickets if you win. But the thought of piling into Scott's truck and rolling on down to Fenway is just too tempting to pass up -- do you think he'll buy beers?
Find out how to enter at his Brown Brigade blog. Meanwhile, if you've never seen Brown in person, I should mention that the photo above is not embellished in any way: He really does exude heavenly blue beams of light.