Wednesday, April 28, 2010

This just in: Piano dropped on another piano!

So what, you may be asking, is exactly the news value of a piano being dropped off a tall building onto another piano? To which I respond that you, sir, would not last very long in the mainstream media, except perhaps at PBS, where piano droppings are limited to Victor Borge specials.

No, as anyone in the biz can tell you, something heavy crashing into something else heavy is always news. It's true of sumo wrestlers, and it's also true of pianos. Especially when the pianos are being dropped by students paying $38,000 a year to go to MIT. They have a lot of free time to drop stuff over there -- at those prices shouldn't they be working on cold fusion or something?

Regardless, here's the video:

Hmmm ... I was expecting something a little more, well, explosive for my $38,000. Watch and learn, you MIT pansies:

And on that note ... Play 'em off, Keyboard Cat!

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