AT LARGE Sunday Night Link Roundup

Keeping up on satire, commentary and bizarre news from around the Web, so you don't have to:

• Absolutely, positively the best 1500 words you will ever read about a burrito.
• Uh-oh, Rush Limbaugh is not going to be happy about this. "Study: Most Of Stimulus Money Spent On Hookers."
  
• Oh good -- a language guide in which attractive women tell you how to get drunk and pick up men in foreign countries. Is it really that different than it is here?
• Best quote: "I don't think the toilet meant to scare them."
  
• The sad part is, I would actually go see this movie: "'Shawshank' Buddy Comedy In The Works."
• I think what this guy really needs is a proofreader.
• This reminds me of the time I had a six-month relationship with a Mallomar: "Snake befriends snack hamster."
  
• Where can I get me a piece of this action? "Goldman Sachs Engaging In Unregulated Baby Trading."