Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Those mascots always did look a little shady

Senator, I know Slugger the Sea Dog ... I worked with Slugger the Sea Dog ... You, senator, are no Slugger the Sea Dog.

Yes, Sen. Arlen Specter is at it again:

Specter is apparently basing his concerns on a recent study showing that, out of more than 1,000 such races that Slugger has participated in since 1994, he has never won a single one, despite being clearly larger and more skilled at running than most of his young opponents.

"Listen, Slugger is a large, capable half-seal/half-dog with the stamina to lead a crowd of 7,000 through a boisterous version of the Village People's YMCA," noted Specter when contacted by CAP News. "You're telling me he can't beat a 7-year-old around a baseball diamond? Something stinks here."

See the exclusive report at CAP News.

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