I don't know about you, but I find it highly disturbing that the mainstream U.S. press has yet to jump on reports that Tom Cruise is planning to eat his newborn baby's placenta
. It's a placenta coverup, people! Thank God we have the wacky international press to report these things, as well as the latest updates on who's wearing hotpants
The media probably isn't covering it because that's normal, everyday stuff for that wackjob. Tom needs some help.
Hmmm, the article says he's planning to COOK the placenta first... but he's planning to eat it right there. So they have hotplates in the delivery rooms now?
Either way, "wackjob" is right.
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