I'm glad people are finally starting to take notice of the crazy sexy costumes they're selling for little girls
. (And when I say "crazy sexy" I am not referring to a TLC album
. Wait, did I just date myself?) The adult costumes are insane enough as it is -- head down to Salem, Mass., around Halloween
and you'll see bustiers, fishnets, short skirts and high-heels galore. And that's just the men.
Take these following actual costumes for sale this year:
- Sexy Cheshire Cat. As you'll recall from Alice in Wonderland, the real Cheshire Cat looked nothing like this. He was fat and male, and often invisible.
- Sexy Every Character from "The Wizard of Oz." Every year as I gather my family around the TV to watch this children's classic, I think to myself, if only this movie had more bosoms.
- Sexy Plus-Sized Nurse. See, just because a nurse has a little more of a figure doesn't mean she can't be just as slutty as all those skinnier nurses.
- Sexy Ghostbuster. I've seen that movie about 100 times, and I'm pretty sure none of the Ghostbusters looked like this. Not even Annie Potts.
I guess if grown women want to let it all hang out one day a year that's OK, but let's keep it out of the elementary schools. The youngsters should take a cue from Taylor Swift
and dress like Chewbacca in head-to-toe fur so that people won't even know they're human, much less female. Or barring that, there's always the poncho that ties in the back and a plastic mask. What? It was good enough for the '70s. [Image: sexycostumes.com]
Amen. Or should I say only men who spend way too much time looking at things they shouldn't could come up with such stuff for girls to wear. I wrote my column this week about same subject. My daughter was dying to be the Graveyard Fairy. The internet desciption..."Fairy Licious Preteen Costume." Licious and Preteen in same phrase? Good writing.
Some kids costumes are little crazy for the kids costumes. I love the sexy costumes for adults. That's just fun! I do have to say I'm NOT to sexy for my costume! lol
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