Monday, July 04, 2005
We're 10 hours from the &%#@!
fun park and you want to bail out.
Well I'll tell you something. This is
no longer a vacation. It's a quest.
I'm off with the family to Storyland and Santa's Village in N.H., two of the finest fun parks ever to be made entirely from paper mache during the 1950s. If I survive, I'll post about it at the end of the week. In the meantime, if you're at one of those two parks and see a guy in a yellow plastic rain poncho trying to fish his kids out of the ball pit, it's probably me.