Monday, July 11, 2005

And if big bosoms were
part of the criteria, Evander
Holyfield should have won


If only John O'Hurley had shown more navel ...

I've held my tongue up until now, but ... Blast you, Kelly Monaco! Blast you and your "General Hospital" fan base! Blast your bare midriffs and your deft handling of your wardrobe malfunctions! Blast the way you won over that catty Bruno Tonioli! Blast you for reducing the heretofore stoic Carrie Anne Inaba to gushing "You go girl!" platitudes! And blast you for winning me over in the end, you spunky underdog!

OK, I feel better now.

10 comments:

Jessica said...

My vote was for Joey McIntire...though I only saw ads for the show. Gotta love the New Kid on the Block:)

praynlady said...

I think Kelly did an awesome job!

THEonlyGOALIE said...

In order to show more navel, John would have had to do something to upstange his leading lady. Anything short of nipple tassles would not be extreme enough. HA

MHN for short said...

me too!! I like Kelly and I am a part of her General Hospital fanbase, though I only voted once. :-)

Elizabeth said...

I'm not so sure it was the fans who picked Kelly as the winner. After all, she's on an ABC show. Rigged? Nooooo

Indigo said...

I thought Joey McIntire was going to win for sure!

Bitch On Wheels said...

Peter, I agree. John & Charlotte were robbed!

Horsey said...

This stuff always gets recorded right ahead of one of the other shows I've got Tivoed. Now that I know what it is, I'm finally prepared to lie down and die satisfied.

Someone come here and just stab me on the side of my head. It's best if my life leaks out slowly.

That people have opinions about this stuff is uplifting. I rejoice in our diversity.

Dark Horse said...

I didn't care for Kelly either...

...until I came across her Playboy pictures.

Where does the Bandwagon pick up riders, cause I want on!

shay v. said...

O'Hurley and Charlotte were robbed! They should have won...well, that's what you get with two men on the panel...okay, that probably wasn't it but Kelly was good...just not as good as O'Hurley. arrgh.