i remember when perfect attendence was my claim to fame. there was even this day in 3rd grade when i vomited cafeteria pizza everywhere in the bathroom, but pretended everything was ok until 12:01 because then i could go home and still not be marked as absent for the day.
that must have been the day they thought us about run-on sentences.
My claim to fame was forging passes for over half the study-hall class on a regular basis and never getting caught. That, and the time I bled out my eye. Kids love that. Actually, people loved me when they wanted me to draw something for them. The rest of the time, I was still "that weird girl".
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i remember when perfect attendence was my claim to fame. there was even this day in 3rd grade when i vomited cafeteria pizza everywhere in the bathroom, but pretended everything was ok until 12:01 because then i could go home and still not be marked as absent for the day.
that must have been the day they thought us about run-on sentences.
Very witty blog...keep up the writing!
My claim to fame was forging passes for over half the study-hall class on a regular basis and never getting caught. That, and the time I bled out my eye. Kids love that.
Actually, people loved me when they wanted me to draw something for them. The rest of the time, I was still "that weird girl".
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