- Freddie Mercury -- dead.
- Don't they have enough food in Africa already?
- J.J. Jackson -- dead.
- The thought of Lionel Richie sitting there waiting for the phone to ring ... it's painful.
- Guy from INXS -- dead.
- Mick Jagger still facing possible charges for ripping Tina Turner's miniskirt off.
- Udo Lindenberg -- uh ... Could be dead.
- Bob Dylan even less comprehensible now.
- The Hooters -- career dead.
- I don't need another reminder that I'm, like, old.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
And if Phil Collins gets on the
Concord again, by God, shoot it down!
Ten reasons Bob Geldof should not do a new Live Aid: