Somewhere, Michigan J. Frog is drunk and surly

Suggested slogans for the CW, the network that will take the place of UPN and the WB:

• "Don't worry, the layoffs will include the people who came up with The Mullets!"
• "Enough with the letters, we're still not bringing back Star Trek: Enterprise!"
• "Where WWF Smackdown meets the Gilmore Girls ... And we don't mean figuratively!"
• "Watch on Day 1 when we burn all the 'Britney & Kevin: Chaotic' tapes!"
• "Now with twice as many people not watching!"