Warning: This blog has sharp edges

A shout-out to our friends at the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, who recently announced the winner of their Wacky Warning Label Contest: a warning not to use a 1,000-degree heat gun as a hair dryer. As funny as that might be.

A good winner, but what about these popular favorites?

• Stapler: "Not to be used to hold down cowlicks."
• Car: "Do not drive while blindfolded or unconscious."
• Mr. Potato Head: "Not for consumption; will melt if baked, fried or julliened."
• Nuclear waste: "Consumption by spiders, ants and/or alligators may lead to grotesque, monstrous mutations."
• Lion: "Teeth are sharp; do not stick your head in mouth."
• .50-caliber assault rifle: "Warning: May vaporize deer and/or hunting companions."
• Presidential candidate: "May raise taxes; elect at your own risk."
• "The View": "May cause extreme nausea."
• Vending machine: "Do not pull over on top of yourself, you &%$#! idiot."