Please, somebody make sure he takes a limo to all of them

Ten shows at Madison Square Garden?? Who knew we missed Billy Joel that much? By "we" I mean the people who remember the last time he released a new album, a number that I presumed was dwindling every day, like World War II veterans.

I guess it may not neccessarily be hip, but apparently there are a lot more people out there than you'd think who spent hours upon hours in their dorm rooms memorizing every lyric to "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Um ... Not me. Other people.