A hearty congratulations to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who confirmed today that they're expecting a creepy, duplicitious, giant-lipped baby. If they hurry they can still reserve a spot in toddler therapy with the Spears-Federbaby and Kal-El Cage.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Unfortunately, the Holmes-Cruise
baby will have been whisked away to
the top of Scientology Mountain by then
A hearty congratulations to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who confirmed today that they're expecting a creepy, duplicitious, giant-lipped baby. If they hurry they can still reserve a spot in toddler therapy with the Spears-Federbaby and Kal-El Cage.
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I'm not a fan of the way celebrities seem to fill a void in their lives by having kids. That void being people who will love them regardless of their fame.
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