- "Don't worry, the layoffs will include the people who came up with The Mullets!"
- "Enough with the letters, we're still not bringing back Star Trek: Enterprise!"
- "Where WWF Smackdown meets the Gilmore Girls ... And we don't mean figuratively!"
- "Watch on Day 1 when we burn all the 'Britney & Kevin: Chaotic' tapes!"
- "Now with twice as many people not watching!"
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
J. Frog is drunk and surly
Suggested slogans for the CW, the network that will take the place of UPN and the WB: