Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Please, Chris Klein, get the 'American Pie'
guys together, get in there and rescue her!

Yes, you heard correctly. Tom Cruise has gone out and bought a sonogram machine, presumably so he can make sure the fetus isn't doing any psychotropic drugs while he isn't looking.

Now, I suppose if you're that rich you can buy anything you want -- sonogram machine, trip into outer space, elephant man's bones, whatever -- but is anyone else as creeped out as I am at the image of Tom slathering up Katie's pregnant belly with goo and rubbing the little sonogram device all over it? Uuuuuuuuuugh.

I've got to go shower.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But wait. Tom Cruise knows all, remember, even more than doctors do. Ok, bad sarcasm, but the man has gone around the bend. There is something that's come loose in his wiring, and I wouldn't let him near me with anything electronic, no way, no how!